Christmas None the Kitscher

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

dorydegeneres:

thranduilland:

spykidstwo:

If you want proof that gun control works just look at the fact that in Australia people have now twice tried to assassinate the prime minister with sandwiches

Don’t waste good food, Australia, fuck sakes. We can’t trust you with anything. Use fruit cake next time, shit.

No one eats fucking fruit cake here man, you dont put fruit in cake, we eat fucking lamingtons. shit.

NO ONE EATS FRUIT CAKE ANYWHERE LET’S BE REAL

(via mycatismyfriend)

burning-arrow:

I’m a strong independent gamer who needs no tutorial

(via destructive-path)

do-not-feed-the-animal:

i-am-fangirl-hear-me-squeel:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

tardisinshire:

starllex:

starllex:

why is blood so hard to wash off of your hands?

I JUST REALIZED HOW BAD THIS SOUNDS FOR THE RECORD I HAD A NOSE BLEED IM NOT A SERIAL KILLER

hydrogen peroxide dissolves blood. just fyi

do you think if you gave someone a huge shot of hydrogen peroxide straight into their bloodstream it would kill them?

THIS GODDAMN WEBSITE IS JUST ALL MADE UP OF MURDERERS

(via mirroredindividuality)

fredcollins:

OKAY, SO, MY DAD COMES IN AND HANDS ME A LETTER TODAY AND HE WAS LIKE “well I don’t know what’s happening but I’m pretty sure this is for you” AND THIS IS WHAT HE HANDS ME:

so naturally I OPEN IT.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I WAS EXPECTING TO FIND

someone legitimately took the time and money to write out this letter EXACTLY as it appears in Goblet of Fire, and COVER IT IN STAMPS. THEY EVEN SEALED IT WITH WAX.

I DON’T KNOW WHO THE FUCK DID THIS 

WHAT IS HAPPENING

(via mirroredindividuality)